Bigfoot spotted

[Sage]

Just a mile south of Tropikana Park a local resident snapped a picture of what could only be described as big foot -- except it had no hair and was grayish green in color.  The foot print left in the mud was all wrong too. 

Intrepid reports have gone on a renewed search for the infamous beast.  Wildlife management urge against it.

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Deeply embedded in the electronic footprint lost in the chaos of 1s and 0s The Wicked Truth signs the article.