Dead Campers

[Sage]

Late last night three campers were found mauled to death just south of Tropikana Park (Tропикана Парк) northwest of the City of Moscow.  Locals say they haven't seen nor heard of anything strange and no wild animal attacks have happened in the past ten years.

Wildlife enthusiast claim they've never seen claw marks quite so large before.

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